Here's a drabble generator ( I saw it in a journal in my friend's account )

Here are some drabbles .... sriously XDDDD I'm in tears LOLSROFLMAO !!! It's so random hahahaha




The Rabbit Prince:

Lavi was walking through a malice meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a cute little rabbit lying under a tree.

Lavi skipped over to see the dear thing and was mischievous to find that he was hurt! A penis had pierced his sexy little ass and he whimpered grimly with the pain.

"My gray little friend," Lavi said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the penis, as lightly as he could. The rabbit cried out and Lavi's heart ached, Like a dick that slammed hard into his prostate. "You'll be all right," Lavi whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Tyki and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Tyki up in his arms, Lavi carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Lavi nursed Tyki, cleaning his ass and feeding him Dick-brand rabbit chow.

On the eighth night, Tyki climbed into bed with Lavi. He burrowed under the covers and slowly fucked Lavi's dick. It made Lavi giggle and he cuddled close to Tyki, stroking his prostate and singing slightly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Lavi hurried home so he could curl up with Tyki. It gave him a scandalous feeling whenever Tyki fucked his dick.

Then one night, Tyki looked up at Lavi and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a smooth prince."

Lavi screamed gently, he was so surprised. How could a rabbit talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Tyki said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Lavi said and kissed Tyki on his prostate. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a smooth prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Tyki," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Lavi said.

"See?" Tyki said and showed Lavi the scar from the penis on his ass. Then he kissed Lavi and they tumbled In the bed and did a lot of very criminal things, some of them involving a red cock.

"I love you," Tyki said when they were done. Lavi clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Tyki had stashed away.

And if Tyki didn't know about Lavi's visits to the rabbit sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.









( Lolol Arsi is my friend <3 mah pupu )
I'm Dreaming Of A Mischievous Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Arsi sat gently on a cock, sipping queer eggnog.

He looked at the funny pencil hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Laura had hung it there, just before they looked at each other randomaly and then fell into each other's arms and sucked each other's liver.

If only I hadn't been so hot, Arsi thought, pouring a angrily amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Laura might not have got so tiny and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a big tear and held his dick in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sucky voice lifted briefly up in song.



I'm dreaming of a mischievous Christmas

Just like a dying rat in the sun



Arsi ran to the door. It was Laura, looking sexy all over with snow.

"I missed you drily," Laura said. "And I wanted to suck your liver again."

Arsi hugged Laura and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Laura said.

"I think so too," Arsi said and they sucked each other's liver until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted kitty vagina and lived slowly until Arsi got drunk again.








Forcefully Tripping

Kash tripped along lightly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Tyki, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a bunny hopping along, carrying a dildo in its mouth.

Kash was almost in the shower when she came across a wet cake, lying alone on a sexy plate. "That must be a treat from my small bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked dry, so she ate it.

It gave her the most big tingling sensation in her hair. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Tyki.

When Tyki came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Kash cried huskily.

"Your boobs! And your ass!" said. "They're manly! Can't you feel it?"

Kash felt her boobs and her ass. They were indeed quite manly. "Oh, no!" Kash said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that wet cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Tyki said. "I got you a condom. It must have been that pink man who lives nearby. He acts a little easily, ever since he sucked a pussy."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Kash sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Tyki said swiftly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your boobs is really normal like that."

"Really?" Kash dried his tears. Kash kissed Tyki and it was an entirely girly sensation, like a frog in a blender.

They spent the night having entirely girly sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.






A Dildo In Time

On a pretty and ugly morning, Allen sat In the bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His mouth ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Kanda to love someone with a girly panis?

Easily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a dangerous aasshole penis, all on a summer's day. I wish my Kanda would fuck me, in his own lovely way..."

"Do you?" Kanda sat down beside Allen and put his hand on Allen's asshole. "I think that could be arranged."

Allen gasped swiftly. "But what about my girly panis?"

"I like it," Kanda said slowly. "I think it's fuckable."

They came together and their kiss was like a gay ass rainbow.

"I love you," Allen said hardly.

"I love you too," Kanda replied and fucked him.

They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived angrily ever after.



gdkfkssd my joints hurt LMAO !! XDDD